:: The inevitable deflation of existence ::

So last night I started screwing around with Cinema 4D and decided that I'd make some wallpapers for sites that I like to visit. Last night's target was www.lost-radio.com, so here is how it looks so far:



This image is fairly large, so if you are on dial up - beware. This is still an image in progress but I figured I'd at least use my LiveJournal for *something*.

~ s

Today is my birthday. I turn 28. I was born @ 4:20am at Research Medical Center in Kansas City, Missouri. Sing me a song!

No clue what I am going to do tonight...

I do not have internet at home anymore (not even dial up because I refuse to pay for phone service), so I am up at Kinkos shelling out money for every minute of use.

I had to sell my D*C tickets for rent, so anyone who was wanting to meet me at D*C will have to meet me afterwards, or, if god smiles upon me, I get another ticket in time (my birthday is August 25th, so who knows).

I apologize for not being on any IM services, but you already know why I'm not.

If anyone wants to get a hold of me, email me at dmcsier@gmail.com, because my sier@comcast.net email is about to go kaput.

I love you all very very much. hugs and kisses,

~ Luke

Ok, so some of you might have seen the James Earl Jones edited version of Star Wars. but that still doesn't mean you can't laugh at it:

Click here to watch

Alright you bastards, I know you dont comment on hardly any of my entries but this one is greatness. Watch it from start to finish, even if you've seen it. And I don't even *like* Star Wars. Too many kids from my childhood have said "Luke (my name), I am your father" for me to appreciate it. But I can appreciate this.

~ Willie tha' pimp

By now most of us have seen the Superfriends "Wazzzup" thing and, frankly, editing Superfriends is pretty old and tired. BUT, I found this video (2:29) of Superfriends using voices from Mallrats and it's incredibley well done. The first part about Superman's condom is a little boring (if you have seen Mallrats 450 times anyway), but the editing of the rest of it is actually really funny:

Click Here to watch!

There are a few NSFW ads (nothing too risque, but if you have people watching over your shoulders just be a little careful). It's worth the time to watch it.

Supes Out.

I just made a new usericon from the funniest part in the new clerks movie. If you want to be spoiled or have seen it already, feel free to check out the screenshot:

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=main/7/20515354824.jpg&s=f10

OR feel free to see my neat icon:

http://www.livejournal.com/allpics.bml?user=sier

I color-corrected the icon because the screenshot was from a *ahem* bootleg copy. Go see the movie in the theatre though. Kevin needs your money to make more.

ETA: Oh, and if you want to hear the song that accompanies this awesome scene, here ya go:

http://media.putfile.com/Q-Lazzarus--Goodbye-horses-long-version

Well, to those of you who actually read my silly little online diary I greatly apologize for never updating it. I have had some craziness in my microcosm of life, including no job, no sex, no kissing, and no money. Let's get everyone up to snuff on the petri dish of Luke's life (that's right, sier's name is Luke, so feel free to call me whateva).

I have a new phone ringer that I have so graciously uploaded for all of you to hear:
http://media.putfile.com/letyourbodyrockRngPREV001

It's awesome. Admit it.

I have a new camera:
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=7/18512541794.jpg&s=f10

You can see my "I'm unemployed and now have facial hair" in this picture as well:
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/17916231438.jpg&s=f5

I dislike the "myspace" picture-in-the-bathroom-mirror thing, but I have no one to take my picture. So this will have to do.

I know, I know. You are asking yourself "How can such a beautiful specimen of a man possibly not be having sex?". Well, maybe you aren't but a girl can dream, can't she? The answer is complicated either way. As George Costanza so wonderfully put it: "When you don't like them, they like you, and when you like them they don't like you". There hasn't been anyone that has sparked my interest mentally. There are lots of cute girls out there, but after 10 minutes they might as well be a man because I ain't interested. Picky? Yeah, maybe. I just like someone who can keep on par with my demented nature, as well as laugh at my bad jokes. But who doesn't want that? Sex is fun and all, but sex without any mental connection might as well be masturabtion - and trust me, that aspect is more than taken care of (you wanted to know, don't lie).

What's up with you guys and gals? Anything interesting?

Conan had this on last night and I was lucky enough to grab a screencap:

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/16400543444.jpg&s=f5

Scotty Pippen is a Terrorist.

I am such a dork that I actually purchased this:

My image went dead immediately, so enjoy this direct link to the item instead

And two other items that are equally as embarassing (another shirt and a hat with the DHARMA logo). Dont push the button. Tht button's bad.

I've never purchased anything form a network TV's online store before. Hopefully it all gets here quickly.

DMC sier: what did you do for your mom on valentines day
PRESTADIGITATION: i didn't call her
DMC sier: aw, you're so sweet!
DMC sier: thats just what she wanted
PRESTADIGITATION: yep

That's right kids, Robert Palmer has come back from the grave to alter his famous song "Addicted to Love" to promote my favorite show. I present to you "Addicted to LOST":

http://abc.go.com/fsp/index.html?channel=SuperBowlPromos&clip=102942

Clip is courtesy of ABC and aired during the Superbowl. Actually, this is the 3 minute version, so its funnier. The best part is Sayid having to tune it back in on his reciever, and when it starts playing again he goes "YES!!".

Ah, usually I hate this sort of stuff, but I really like this show.

I know SNL has been off and on for the past few years, but lately they have been having like 2 or 3 really funny skits during the broadcast. Tonight, I present the video for the new smash hit, The Young Chuck Norris.

Yaaarrrrrr, its been a mighty long time since I updated me LJ, and here be the perfect thing to update it with!! I been outta town attending a Pirate convention and I happen to have the video to present to ya...

YAAARRR!!!! HERE IT BE!

Ladies and Gents, I give you:

Conan - The year in review

Funny stuff. Geraldo Riviera is spot on. By the way, did you know his real name is George Rivers? He changed it to sound more ethnic. Yep, thats right, he has no ties to any hispanic background. Ah, Geraldo.

Holy shit.

Ok, so SNL lately has really been bad and by bad I mean "one good skit with 12 bad skits".

This saturday a new cast member once again proved to be one of the funniest guy on the entire show. Andy Samberg used to be (maybe still?) a member of the Lonely Island. He's awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=IggTu7kV7No&search=SNL%20The%20Chronic%20of%20Narnia%20Rap

Enjoy a kick ass rap song about the Chronicles of Narnia (or at least going to see it). Seriously, watch this and youll crack up.

Lets start this off with the video to Window Licker by Aphex Twin. I know this sucker is 10 minutes long, but its one of the funniest *and* strangest videos around (on par with his other ones):

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7577576355514359267&q=aphex+twin

Here's the craziest ping pong exchange you'll ever see:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4857278504634213026&q=crazy

Here's a video of Kurt, Dave, and Chris of Nirvana singing We Wish you a Merry Christmas to RuPaul. Yep, thats right.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8377055944174452426&q=nirvana

And keeping in the same vein, here is a live nirvana concert. Live in Amsterdam 1991 - 23 min 55 sec

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6258091904745885524&q=nirvana

More to come...

This will probably result in complaints over size, so I'll put it behind a cut:

( Click here to see my playoff fantasy football score )

Whoopin' ass.

Friday!!! Lets start off with Lyrics:

You may tire of me as our December sun is setting because I'm not who I used to be
No longer easy on the eyes but these wrinkles masterfully disguise
The youthful boy below who turned your way and saw
Something he was not looking for: both a beginning and an end
But now he lives inside someone he does not recognize
When he catches his reflection on accident

On the back of a motor bike
With your arms outstretched trying to take flight
Leaving everything behind
But even at our swiftest speed we couldn't break from the concrete
In the city where we still reside.
And I have learned that even landlocked lovers yearn for the sea like navy men
Cause now we say goodnight from our own separate sides
Like brothers on a hotel bed
Like brothers on a hotel bed
Like brothers on a hotel bed
Like brothers on a hotel bed

Great song.

Ok, now for some Snowman humor.
http://www.tedgoas.com/linked/snowman.jpg
http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/snowman.jpg

Alright, moving right along. I don't know how many of you know me very well, but I work at a lawfirm in Atlanta maintaining their Intranet, and soon, their Internet website. I work on the 47th floor of the Suntrust Building in Atlanta. Here's a photo:



If I stare out the window, this is what I'd see:





Atlanta is actually pretty high above sea level (its the third highest city, behind Albequerque and Denver) and being in this building can me a bit stressful on the sinuses. I have had a mild ear infection for a few days now and everytime I go up and down the elevator it feels my head is going to explode. Or implode, if I'm going down.

I havent been to Europe in 10 years. I need to go back.

I miss my dog.

Why does it take so long for the weekend to approach. And then suddenly BAM its Monday. I feel like I'm always looking forward to such an tiny fraction of enjoyment each weekend and its wearing me thin. My job isn't bad, but I could use a little more stimulation. Lawyers are....well, lawyers.

Ok kids, that's my rambling post of the day. I like to mix and match my thoughts together, so if you made it this far, the secret password is "crazy swayze". Keep it to yourself until I ask you what it is.

Nobody puts baby in a corner.

ATTENTION: THESE ARE SPOILERS

A wonderful person at the ABC Boards has been posting the LOST episode summary for the past 3 shows and ALL of them have been dead on. He somehow watches the episodes up to 3 days before they air and on the day of airing, he dishes out the details. Click the cut below to read EXACTLY WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN in tonights episode. Do NOT say I didn't warn you because this is EXACTLY what will happen. Major spoilerage.

( Season Two: Episode 9 Details )

Again, this is a warning. Don't expect to read some half-assed spoiler here by some random geek who thinks he has it figured out. This will spoil the show for you. Treat it as reading a script. I actually don't read these, but some of you who really want to know "What Kate Did", can read this and see for yourselves.

I found a site dedicated to the best "Snowman in a Yard" idea EVER. It was originally an illustration in Calvin and Hobbes and some people actually did what i always wanted to do and made it a reality:

http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2005/calvinsnowmen/index.html

Enjoy.