Well, to those of you who actually read my silly little online diary I greatly apologize for never updating it. I have had some craziness in my microcosm of life, including no job, no sex, no kissing, and no money. Let's get everyone up to snuff on the petri dish of Luke's life (that's right, sier's name is Luke, so feel free to call me whateva).
I have a new phone ringer that I have so graciously uploaded for all of you to hear:http://media.putfile.com/letyourbodyrockRngPREV001
It's awesome. Admit it.
I have a new camera:http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=7/18512541794.jpg&s=f10
You can see my "I'm unemployed and now have facial hair" in this picture as well:http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/17916231438.jpg&s=f5
I dislike the "myspace" picture-in-the-bathroom-mirror thing, but I have no one to take my picture. So this will have to do.
I know, I know. You are asking yourself "How can such a beautiful specimen of a man possibly not be having sex?". Well, maybe you aren't but a girl can dream, can't she? The answer is complicated either way. As George Costanza so wonderfully put it: "When you don't like them, they like you, and when you like them they don't like you". There hasn't been anyone that has sparked my interest mentally. There are lots of cute girls out there, but after 10 minutes they might as well be a man because I ain't interested. Picky? Yeah, maybe. I just like someone who can keep on par with my demented nature, as well as laugh at my bad jokes. But who doesn't want that? Sex is fun and all, but sex without any mental connection might as well be masturabtion - and trust me, that aspect is more than taken care of (you wanted to know, don't lie).
What's up with you guys and gals? Anything interesting?